Tweaker Test
- Do you pluck your eyebrows until there is nothing left?
- Do you make detailed “To Do List” with the first thing to do is “stop smoking meth”?
- Do you buy your lube in bulk?
- Do you urinate in cups because you are too paranoid to leave your room?
- Have you tried to recycle the drug you’re on by drinking your own urine?
- Does your diet consist of candy and ice cream?
- Do your friends add four days to the time you say you’re supposed to show up somewhere?
- Are all of the windows in your house blocked with black sheets?
- Do you think your pet parakeet is a spy?
- Do you have six months of mail in your mailbox and another six months worth unopened on your coffee table?
- Is your penis chaffed from frequent masturbation?
- Do you think your local librarian is plotting to kill you?
- Does your security system cost more than your house?
- Do you superglue your teeth to your gums?
- DO YOU SMOKE, SNORT OR SHOOT CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE?????
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if you answered yes to 1 or more of these questions.
if you answered yes to 1 or more of these questions.