Do you pluck your eyebrows until there is nothing left?
Do you make detailed “To Do List” with the first thing to do is “stop smoking meth”?
Do you buy your lube in bulk?
Do you urinate in cups because you are too paranoid to leave your room?
Have you tried to recycle the drug you’re on by drinking your own urine?
Does your diet consist of candy and ice cream?
Do your friends add four days to the time you say you’re supposed to show up somewhere?
Are all of the windows in your house blocked with black sheets?
Do you think your pet parakeet is a spy?
Do you have six months of mail in your mailbox and another six months worth unopened on your coffee table?
Is your penis chaffed from frequent masturbation?
Do you think your local librarian is plotting to kill you?
Does your security system cost more than your house?
Do you superglue your teeth to your gums?
DO YOU SMOKE, SNORT OR SHOOT CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE?????
if you answered yes to 1 or more of these questions.